Guitar Jar Competition – August 2010

I think I should win because i am just on the cusp of a major scientific break through (i cant tell you what it is for legal reasons). the only thing i have left to do is to collect data on many different guitars and guitar products and i will have it. this break through will rock the world there for i should win, for the greater good. think about it you know it makes sense!!!

I think i should win cos wonder i’m gonna rule the world and if I win i’ll remember you guys.

I am making a charity album this month and would like to gift each artist (7 different ones) with strings and plectrums to thank them for taking part (they are doing it for free!). It would really bless them.

my son has self taught himself the guitar and from his bedroom we can hear him playing a vast range of different types of guitar music,often we walk past and regonise a surprising tune hes listening to which also takes us back to our youth ,would be a great experience for us both to win the prize

I would love to win the tickets for the sheer thrill of being around awesome guitars and seeing what’s new thats available to the public purse.

My OH has 12 guitars – imagine how many strings and plectrums he needs! He would love tix to the Guitar Show.

I wanna try out all those lovely new guitars

I would love to win this so i can go to the event, i have recently started learning the guitar and would take this opportunity to broaden my horizons. Im getting excited just thinking of going!!!!

I can’t wait to catch up on all the latest guitars and gear. If I had all those strings I could give them away to my guitar students to show them how great Ernie Ball stuff is!

I am just soooooo tired of all the sex and drugs, think its high time for a bit of rock n roll and this sounds just the ticket (pardon the pun).

Actually i am a totally boring secondary school science teacher and a trip to the guitar show could get me some real street cred, yeah i’m gonna be down with the kids alright, just as long as i can get my picture taken alongside all the latest guitar models.

Looking forwards to seeing some British hand built acoustics, im in the market for buying one and the show is an ideal chance to do some comparisons.

There are so many reasons to list…. maybe even too many to write down without formidable typing skills that I have not aquired, due to spending too much time thinking about how many reasons there actually are for me to win this competition…..

I need to restring my harp and 12 packs of Slinky’s would give me just enough! Oh and the tickets would help to appease my guitarist husband who has to put up with me playing harp at all hours of the day and night! 🙂

The reasons I should win this prize are numerous and various – some of the main ones are listed below for your delectation and delight:

1. I’m female – the very fact that I can change guitar strings at all means I should get them for free.

2. Plectrums are my washing machine’s favourite food. I have fed it 95% of my collection, I have 1 plectrum left which I need for band practice and if I don’t give it more soon it has threatened to go on strike. Meaning my laundry will not be up to date and my wife of the year award will be revoked.

3. It’s my birthday a couple of days before the guitar show, I usually buy my own gift – this way I can give myself Guitar Show tickets.

4. One of my guitars doesn’t have a strap. It feels left out and the other guitars make fun of it.

5. I already know the way to Bristol.

I should win as I have plucked up the comment to string this comment together

My guitar is gently weeping, because my whisky jar is empty of coins to replace my broken strings. My guitar needs a whole lotta love to make up for the bad way I’ve treated it lately and to regain it’s teen spirit. So Help! I really need some guitar strings, Help! not just any guitar strings, and if you’re gonna give it away, give it away now, then let it be me.